<p>Get Rid of Hemorrhoids Fast — With Expert Online Care</p>

Get Rid of Hemorrhoids Fast — With Expert Online Care

  • Fast relief in under a minute

  • Treats the source, not just symptoms

  • Ships within 24 hours

  • Clinically-proven prescription ingredients

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FSA/HSA ELIGIBLE
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FSA/HSA ELIGIBLE
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"Great product! Wish I would've known about sooner."- Verified Patient

Rx Cream That Hits Fast And Heals Deep

Nitroglycerin-powered relief for hemorrhoids and anal fissures — 5 prescription ingredients that work in seconds and keep working for hours.

Feel it working in 60 seconds

Lidocaine numbs fast while bupivacaine extends comfort for hours — so burning and itching stop and stay stopped.

Nitroglycerin breaks the pain cycle

Relaxes the anal sphincter, boosts blood flow to damaged tissue, and gets healing started at the source.

Clears the infection holding you back

Metronidazole targets the bacterial activity that keeps irritated tissue from healing — so your body can actually recover.

Treats the tissue, not just the symptoms

Hydrocortisone reduces swelling and irritation while all five actives work together to repair fissures and hemorrhoids.

Real Relief, Real Results

As someone without insurance, I couldn't believe it when I found out about this service. I wish more people knew about it. My hemorrhoids have improved significantly. I am also doing sitz baths and other lifestyle changes, but once I integrated the Bummed cream into my routine, my hemorrhoids shrunk even more.

Verified Bummed Patient

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How Treatment Works

Step 1

Step 1

Tell us your symptoms in a secure, 2-minute online medical intake form. 

Step 2

Step 2

A board-certified provider will review your intake and prescribe treatment if appropriate.

Step 3

Step 3

Your medication ships directly from our partner pharmacy to your home in discreet packaging.

<p>Relief That Actually Lasts</p>
Persistent symptoms?

Relief That Actually Lasts

Most treatments only provide temporary relief. Our Rx is designed to actually heal.

Common Questions

The Bummed medications were formulated by our Chief Medical Officer, Dr Carmen Fong, MD, FACS. They were reviewed by a medical advisory panel made of OBGYNs and gastroenterologists.

For many anorectal conditions, telehealth can be a highly effective first step in care. Virtual visits work especially well for evaluating symptoms such as hemorrhoids, anal fissures, itching, pain, rectal bleeding, or changes in bowel habits. Through a detailed medical history and symptom discussion, clinicians can often make an accurate assessment and recommend evidence-based treatments, including prescription medications, dietary changes, and other conservative therapies.

With Bummed, you’re not limited to just treatments, you also receive 24/7 messaging support, so you can ask questions, share updates, and get guidance from your care team anytime between visits.

However, some situations do require in-person care. Conditions that need a physical examination, diagnostic testing, or procedures will be recommended for an in-person visit. In these cases, you will be issued a full refund.

Immediately.

Nitroglycerin (NTG) is a topical medication that relaxes the internal anal sphincter by increasing nitric oxide levels. Many chronic anal fissures and painful hemorrhoids are worsened by sphincter spasm and reduced blood flow to the anal tissue. By relaxing the sphincter muscle, nitroglycerin lowers pressure in the anal canal, improves circulation, and helps relieve pain while promoting healing.

Metronidazole is included in our topical treatments for anal fissures and hemorrhoids to help reduce inflammation and support healing tissue. While it is not the primary medication used to heal fissures or hemorrhoids, studies have shown that topical metronidazole can reduce pain and discomfort after hemorrhoid surgery by decreasing bacterial colonization and calming local inflammation. When included in compounded formulations, metronidazole may help improve comfort for patients experiencing significant inflammatory pain, postoperative wounds, or mixed anorectal irritation, making the healing process more tolerable.